Tuesday, December 29, 2009
Cramps... Cramps Everywhere and Not a Drop of Pink.
For about a week now I have had really strong cramps. The kind that double you over in pain. The kind I usually get before my cycle starts. But It hasn't. It just wont start. My uterus is a stubborn fickle bitch that knows there is thousands of dollars of insurance paid for fertility drugs in my fridge, and it is doing everything in its power to make me too crazy to use them.
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If AF is still MIA, buy a pregnancy test and wear your most expensive white underwear out for several hours without bringing along any "protection." Works every time.*
* Does not, in fact, work every time :)
It didn't work... but when I Peed on that test something awsome happened!
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